ANNOUNCEMENT

POLI-wood (the famous BRAND name of Politicians) announced their next Potboiler for Worry-wood viewers being shot at Sorry-wood.
*Producer : FIDAYEEN
*Director : RGV
*Cast (first all villians production) :
1) Vilasrao (Reel name Desh(ka)mukh)
2) R R Patil (Reel name Ghatna)
3) Shivraj (Reel name Laundry Man)
4) Naqvi (Reel name Lipstick)
5) Achutanandan (Reel name Doggy)
6) Bachcha Gowda (Reel name Sniffer)
7) Raj (Reel name Bihari)
8) Bal (Reel name Cartoon)
9) Other Rogues (a.k.a. Politicians)
*Guest Appearance : Modi (Reel name Crore)
*Story : UPA
*Script : NDA
*Dialogues : NCP
*Songs : Brinda & Left (with nothing)
*Music Director : Soniaji
*Fight Director : Uma & Mamata
*Arranger : Rahul baba
*Spotboy : Ritiesh
*Publicity : Advani
*Financed by : The Corruption Corporation of India (Incorporated by Bureaucrats & Police under the joint Chairpersonship of Underworld & Political Party Chiefs)
*NAME OF BLOCKBUSTER : Untitled. Soon to be determined by Reality Show conducted for helpless citizens by (S)onia(M)anmohan(S)ingh contest sponsored by crooks and sycophants!!